Everyone who works here needs to be on "What Not to Wear." Not the nuns or priests because they obviously can't change their outfits, but everyone else who isnt required to dress a certain way needs to seriously reconsider their level of taste. Or stop shopping at DressBarn. Preferably both. Since all the men who work here are priests, its really the women who are responsible for this disaster. Today one woman was wearing white leggings, neon green socks, black loafers and a long zebra stripped sweater. Last week another woman wore a long skirt sewn together with bright fabric with tiny mirrors glued all over it. Very gypsy-chic circa 1986. Very ugly. Im actually considering having Stacey and Clinton come on my last day and be like "The entire time I worked here, I couldn't believe how ugly all you people dressed, so I brought in the Gay and the Jew to help you! Peace!"
In other news all the Catholic Bostonians are pissed. The pope is in the states and he's completely snubbing Boston because of the whole priest sexual abuse thing that blew up here a few years ago. Apparently the Pope will address the whole sexy scandal when he's in NYC and D.C. but he chose not to come to Boston. What a bastard. AND I might be on the news!! Thats right, when I was driving to work this morning a news crew was set up outside the entrance filming a segment. Look for my Rav-4 with the pro-abortion bumper sticker peeling into the driveway behind the anchor woman on your local news!!! I bet you thought I was going to say they interviewed me or something. Psych!
The womens breakroom will from here on out be refered to as the Red Tent. Props to Ashley for this clever idea.
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I referred to it as the "red tent". You seem to be confused.
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