I recently had the joyous opportunity of checking out the bookshelf in the womens breakroom. Holy Virgin Mary, there are soooooooooooooo many romance novels. Like, one entire shelf was completely devoted to romance novels. Is this Catholic porn? Im very tempted to take some up to my office to read. I figure it will be an excellent statement to those people who have never been to the Archdiocese before and the first thing they see is the receptionist reading "Master of Seduction" or "Lord of Avalon: Swords of Darkness 2" Of course theres also "No Daddy, Don't: A Fathers Murderous Act of Revenge" the John Battaglia Jr. heartfelt abuse story (irony?). So many choices!! I should start an Archdiocese bookclub. That way all the 50 yr old + women and I can talk about sex. Nice, Catholic sex though. And abuse. Not Catholic abuse though.
Overheard in the Archdiocese of Boston.com:
"Oh speak of the Devil, hello Sister Maryanne! Well, not the Devil, but you know..."
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