Very busy and important

So I think some priest did something. You know what I mean. I dont know who and I dont know where or why or when or how or with who or to whom (grammar?) or what, but I know something is going on. Ive gotten a lot of calls for the communications department to make a statement for some media sources and today someone from the New York Post came in and wanted to talk to someone. Bitch wanted to talk to the cardinal. Doesn't she know that she has to have an appointment to talk to the cardinal? And to make such an appointment you have to write a letter first requesting an appointment? And even then he can just say no? Its kind of like a bill becoming a law. Wait, did I just make a political metaphor?!?! Who am I?* Anyways, since no one is telling me anything, I look like such a dumbass whenever anyone asks me about it. I seriously came very close to asking the reporter from the NY Post what was going on. That would have been a great angle for her article. I was also eating cheerios from a zip-lock bag and dicking around on gchat when she came in. Most professional person? Always busy and important? Yes.

*I am someone who only knows this information due to School House Rock. Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here?