Dumbass, Party of One?

Number of times someone has:
"blessed" me (either over the phone or in person) - 7
coughed very loudly directly into my ear - 742
called regarding something they can very well google - 64
called about exorcism - 4
yelled at me for no reason - 5
made me feel uncomfortable - 11
assumed that i knew what was going on - 84

Call of the day - some guy with a speech impediment called complaining that his car had gotten towed because he was being an idiot and parked it on some church property. So he went inside the church and complained to the priest there and apparently, according to the douchebag, this priest "laughed in his face." So the d-bag is outraged and wants to talk to someone about the "rudest thing that has ever happened" to him and even goes so far as to threaten to go the "the press." Whats funny to me is that Mr.D-bag thinks that the press would jump at the chance to get wind of this story. I think the Catholic Church has bigger fish to fry then your Honda Civic getting towed and a priest who recognizes stupidity when he sees it. By thats just my opinion.