Ashton Kutcher, is that you?

I just got punked by a priest.
This guy walks into the building, approaches me and completely straight face goes "Good afternoon, I just threw my wife out of the house and I need an annulment." And Im all like "uh...um...ok..." trying to keep my cool in the presence of a clearly unstable man that might lash out at any moment because he obviously has a temper issue and will scream at me until he loses his voice and I start to cry and Im reaching for the phone to call the Family Life office while simultaneously reaching to the lock of the door should he try to get inside unsupervised and then he says "just kidding, Im Father Williams."

FOR REAL?!
So then when I start to laugh nervously while my panic subsides he laughs along with me. So we both shared a good laugh at my expense. Who knew catholics weird/subtly inappropriate sense of humor. Not me.